“Dogs are great because they’re loyal. You can mess up a dog’s life, and they’ll still love you. Cats, on the other hand, they don’t give a damn about you. You come home, and they just stare at you like, ‘What are you doing in my house?’”
– Bill Burr
Burr’s comparisons between dogs and cats play into the age-old debate of which pet is better, with his usual sharp wit and comedic exaggeration.
