“Banks have this new image of being your friend. If they’re so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?”
— Alan King.
Alan King was the comedian who turned life’s everyday headaches into side-splitting comedy. Whether it was the frustration of lost luggage, bad phone service, or suburban woes, King mastered the art of the slow burn—fuming, simmering, and finally exploding in a hilarious burst of frustration. His comedy wasn’t loud or chaotic; it was controlled rage, with every punchline landing as hard as a well-placed jab.