"I didn't want to be Drunk in Public. I wanted to be drunk in a bar. They THREW me into public." — Ron White. Ron White's storytelling and Southern charm…
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"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."…
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"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid." — George Carlin. George Carlin was a master of observational comedy, known for his…
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"I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later." — Mitch Hedberg. Mitch Hedberg was known…
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