"50 Cent is a hero to me because he's overcome so many things. He's been shot nine times and lived. I had a cousin got shot once in the ankle.…
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"When white people go on break at their job. 15 minutes. They go to their desk. They eat their cheese sandwich. Drink their God damn tea. 15 minutes they're back…
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"For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah." —…
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"Every time I see a 'Save the Bees' campaign, I think, 'Sure, but who's going to save us from the bees?' I mean, have you ever actually been stung? It's…
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This is World's Worst, an improv game where performers are tasked with coming up with funny, exaggerated, or absurd portrayals of the "world's worst" version of a particular profession, situation,…
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"When I finished high school I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. Buy my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died…
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Filmed on August 10, 2024, at The Bird Comedy Theater in Kansas City, this performance showcases a dynamic blend of short-form improv games and a 20-minute long-form montage that will…
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"Celebrities are just like us; they put their pants on one leg at a time, but they do it with a team of stylists watching." — Andrew Schulz Andrew Schulz…
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"You ever notice how your phone's battery life is like a metaphor for your social life? It starts off strong, everyone's excited, but by the end of the day, it's…
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"Jack and Jill went up the hill Both with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with $2.50." — Andrew Dice Clay Andrew Dice Clay isn’t just a comedian—he’s…
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