"I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll just give you the money, you give me…
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"I like the escalator. Because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be a escalator temporary out of order sign, only an "Escalator temporarily…
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"I find that a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread." - Mitch Hedberg Mitch Hedberg was a comedian like no other.…
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"I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later." — Mitch Hedberg. Mitch Hedberg was known…
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