Craig Schmith, a normal white guy from the suburbs of Cincinnati, decided to lace up his boot straps and join in on the United States current political situation by posting a photo of a dog that resembled President Trump (due to the current President’s conflict with the media we cannot show said photo). When reached for comment, Mr. Schmith said:
“I didn’t have time to make it to the polls on election day. Also, I didn’t really like either candidate. But I don’t agree with what the current President is doing. So I feel it is my duty as an American to speak out, you know?”
Mr. Schmith continued to talk after his interview and added an invaluable piece of unnecessary wisdom, “Man, I don’t like the Patriots but you gotta respect Tom Brady”.
When a waitress asked Mr. Scmith what he’d like to order he couldn’t be reached for further comment.